For Centuries the Weasil has been the pariah of the animal kingdom. Tales of our weasily brethren's wise and heroic deeds are eschewed with impunity to the effect of elevating the self serving aspects of the Weasil character to an encompassing raison d'être for Weasilkind. We are scolded for weasiling out on obligations, on responsibilites, on commitments, on all manner undesirable situations, on friends and on relatives. But it is time to take back the language of the opressor. Until now the mutation of the honorable weasil has seemed irreversible. Humankind, in its nefarious dealings, has long hidden behind the weasil. It has twisted the weasil in its own image. This forum will be a Confessional to every man, woman and child to have worn the disguise, in the hope of its eventually becoming transparent: to liberate the weasil; to save the man.
At Weasils' Anonymous, Weasils will stand in the open. Unashamedly, they will wear their heritage on their breast and share their weasily deeds with their weasily brethren. If the world wants a weasil, we will give it one.
May the weasil be with you